Aunt brazenly steals her niece's makeup whenever she stays at her house, until she gets publicly humiliated with a ghostly pale concealer: ‘Maybe it wasn’t your shade after all’

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  • My aunt keep borrowing my make up, so I let her borrow the wrong one My aunt's been staying with us for a few weeks while her place is getting fumigated. She was
  • supposed to here just for the weekend, but you know how that goes. Somehow it turned into her moving into our guest room and treating the whole house like her personal shopping mall.
  • She's been helping herself to my clothes, my snacks, and most annoyingly, my makeup. I told her nicely (more than once), "please stop using my makeup. That stuff isn't cheap and you don't even ask." She'd just laugh and say "oh come on, you have so much. You won't even notice."
  • Well I noticed. Every time. So one day I switched out the label on an old concealer tube with one that matched my current shade. The old one was way too light, borderline ghostly. I left it sitting on top of my vanity like bait.
  • U “I left it sitting on top of my vanity like bait"
  • Sure enough, I hear her in the bathroom later that day, humming while doing it her face. Didn't say a word.
  • Next week, she shows up to a family dinner wearing full glam and her under eyes were blinding. Like, glow in the dark white. In every picture she looked like a raccoon in reverse.
  • She pulled me aside and asked "did you change something in your makeup? Mine looked weird" I just smiled and said "oh maybe it wasn't your shade after all. But I'm sure you won't even notice." She
  • stared at me for a second like she was trying to figure out if I was messing with her. Then she just huffed, muttered something under her breath about people being sneaky, and stomped off to her room.
  • She still stays with us now and then, but funny enough, she hasn't touched a single thing of mine again.
  • different-take4u You handled that quite cleverly. In the future, keep a bottle just for when she visits that yu can leave for her to find and use. Keep playing the game!
  • PfalsePflagg Aunt infestations are notoriously difficult to eradicate. I wish you luck.
  • FaeWhimsyGlow ⚫ Not "raccoon in reverse" I'm crying. That was petty, precise, and personally satisfying. 10/10 bait-and-blend.
  • Abject-Rich. I treat make up like I treat my underwear or toothbrush. No sharing! Same with tweezers, hair brushes, etc.
  • Peppered_Rock Surprised you didn't bring up how GROSS sharing making is. Especially concealer nd eyeshadow and sh like that. now her bacteria is all in your makeup.
  • Pandoratastic ⚫ You were right to stop her. Using someone else's makeup is just as unhygienic as using someone else's toothbrush. And doing it without permission is super gross and invasive.

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